Joke of the Month...

A schoolteacher was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children the same kind of lifesaver one at a time and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour. The children began to say: "Red..................cherry" "Yellow...............lemon" "Green................lime" "Orange...............orange" Finally, he gave them Honey flavoured Lifesavers. After eating them for few moments none of the children could identify the taste. "Well" he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spat hers out and yelled,"Everybody spit them out - they're assholes!"